What is this thing tickwing mine feet when I'm twying to sweep?
What annoying tail is that!
I'm going to nom nom nom nom nom nom nom it all up!
Why does That Thing move his tail away!
I haven't finished nomming up his tail you know!

Yay! I gotted to use the compoooter again!
Don't you guys think I'm weawwy a genius? The food bean gotted twicked so easiwy!


I couldn't find Mummy's camewa though.
I was searching all thwough Mummy's wardwobe today twying to find the camawa and the food bean spotted me.
Darn!
A few seconds more and I think I would have founded Mummy's camewa!

Now all because of the food bean, you guys shall have to miss seeing pictors of handsome me until Mummy comes home again. Darn. Darn. Darn.

Mummy has been eating a WHOLE FISH and I sat there and wooked cute and you know what she did?
She continued eating!!!!!
And gave me onwy ONE negwigible mouthful.
How selfish can Mummy get?
Gosh!

I'm twying to stare daggers at Mummy now.
I think she's feewing something.

And do you know...Mummy kept saying I was fat!!!???
I'm onwy 8kg and she says I'm fat?????
You know what Mummy weighs??
She's almost 6 times as heavy as me!
And she calls me fat!!!!!
Mummy!!! You better go on a diet yourself first!

I'm the one who's supposed to eat the entire fish and Mummy should get onwy one mouthful!
Because see...Mummy is soooo much fatter than me!!!!

I've just hacked up all the goodies I earned fwom mummy with my cuteness, and I pooped until my bee-Hind feels wike it's on fire.

Yes. Now go away and don't bother me.
My tummy feels BAAAADDD!!!!!

This is waaaayyy too much!
First they don't sweep half the night.
Then they pwayed something with white tiles that makes a whole wot of noise.
But when I want to pway with those tiles, they chased me away!
And to top it off, they bwought noisy sticky wittle beings into MY house!
MY HOUSE!
MY WOOM!
MY BED!!!!!!!!

I am sewiouswy ANNOYED.

Happy Chinese New Year!

It is the Chinese New Year over here.
And it is not fun.
No.
When your mummy twies to tie wibbons on your woyal highness me.
And a bath before that to top it off!
Not fun at all!I'm not going to wook at you. Can't you see I'm sewiouswy pissed off?
Wooking evewywhere else but at you!
Dammit, I gotta get this off me!
Yikes!
Shheeessshhh.....
Ok! It's finawwy off!

And evewyone's home! How can I sweep with so much things happening?
Siwwy mummy keeps tewwing me to go to bed or I'd be zonked out tomowwow, but how can I go when there are so many intewesting smells and sounds?
And I'm hungwy, I want my fishy goodness now!
I don't bewieve mummy when she says fishy goodness time should be 2 hours water.
I think she fixed the cwock up to fool me.
Damn, I'm weawwy hungwy now.