Sunday, April 22, 2007

Mummy has been eating a WHOLE FISH and I sat there and wooked cute and you know what she did?
She continued eating!!!!!
And gave me onwy ONE negwigible mouthful.
How selfish can Mummy get?
Gosh!

I'm twying to stare daggers at Mummy now.
I think she's feewing something.

And do you know...Mummy kept saying I was fat!!!???
I'm onwy 8kg and she says I'm fat?????
You know what Mummy weighs??
She's almost 6 times as heavy as me!
And she calls me fat!!!!!
Mummy!!! You better go on a diet yourself first!

I'm the one who's supposed to eat the entire fish and Mummy should get onwy one mouthful!
Because see...Mummy is soooo much fatter than me!!!!

6 comments:

Tara said...

hehehe...I'm sure your mummy doesn't appreciate your sentiments! But I agree, you should have gotten more fish, you aren't fat, just big boned!
Tara

The Meezer Gang said...

Fish won't make you fat, Boy! What was Mom thinking!?!?!

Chairman Mao said...

Hehehehe! Yeah, humans are lots bigger than kitties, so that means they oughta give us their foodies.

Purrs and kittyhugs from MaoMao!

Suzanne said...

you're absolutely right, boy! did you mummy relent? i sure hope so.

maybe next time you get temptations, you shouldn't offer her any.

love
--suz

Daisy said...

Poor Boy! That was very "self-FISH" of your Mummy. I don't think you look fat at all.

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Oh, was that ever unfair! You really should have gotten to eat some of that fish. And we don't think that fish would make you fat anyway. And you even were giving her the cute looks?!?!? Quite shocking.

Purrrs, China Cat & Willow