This is NOT nice at all!
Mummy weft home all in a huwwy this morning and did not even bother to go to my favourite hiding spot to give me a pat on the head before getting out.
And she came home wate and to top it up, she's got smell of howwible disgusting kitty all over!!!!!!
My mummy is cheating on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I.AM.SEWIOUSWY.DEPWESSED.

I shall not talk to mummy until she apowogize.
BOO!