This isn't a vewy intewwigent being of the human species is it?
I mean, why in the world would he think that WE need to be twained to opewate wight switches?
Does he think we cannot do such a simple thing?
We just choose not to do it! What for opewate a wight switch on our own when we have swave beings to help us?
Our job is just to wook cute!
But I must say, this Zimba is a pwetty good natured being, to have gone with it and entertained this human thing for so wong.

Humans...weally...