Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Invitation!

Bwogger is being extwemewy uncoopewative now and refuses to wet me upwoad pictor of handsome me, but anyway, the important thing is.....

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL INVITATION!

Tomorrow, Thursday 15th November is MINE FOURTEENTH PURRTHDAY!!!!!!

Mine Mummy has agweed to wet me invite evewy single one of you over!
Yes, evewy single kitty is invited. Other NOMSS fwiends are welcome as well, and beans too. But beans who come must wemember we kitties wule you've got to toe our wine.
I might even awwow mine Mummy if she bwibes me with enough BBQ pork.

I'm so fuwwy excited because this is the first time I've thwown a party for so many! In fact, this is the first time I've ever thwown a party!
And mine Mummy says I can do whatever I wike, she shall weave me to organise evewything.

I wive in Singapore, and perhaps many of you haven't been here before.
So I decided I shall invite all of you guys over and we shall take a wook awound this countwy which I wive in!
And we can go peep on mine Mummy's studio, and you can share mine bed, and all mine toys. And I'm going to send for an order of a squiwwion cans of stinky goodness and BBQ pork. And kitty cwack dwops, and cwunchy goodness.

I simpwy can't wait for tomowwow!
All of you will come ya?

Oh gosh....I'm so excited!

Monday, November 12, 2007

finawwy a wong post!

Within this pwastic bag wies the gweatest yummy tweat known to kitty-kind. Tweat fit for the gods. Tweat that makes you forget evewything else, even a pink cowwar on your neck.
Intwoducing the FAMOUS BBQ PORK!!!
Mine Mummy found a new shop near her studio that sells BBQ pork and so she boughted some for me to twy. I must say, it's weawwy not bad! Except for the fact that mine Mummy forgot and weft it at her studio for 2 days before bwinging it home. Which means more than half wented down into her cowweagues' tummies.

Finawwy mine Mummy awwowed me a nice wong post today although she's still extwemewy busy. Since many of you said that stopping bweathing was bad so I told her she's awwowed to go on bweathing and perhaps she can stop bwinking instead. She gave me a weird wook, I wonder why.

Alwight, some updates.
Mine V-E-T twip was HOWWIBLE!
Mine Mummy stuffed me into the kitty pwison and I hated it so much I started scweaming. Which meant we could not take a bus to the V-E-T because mine Mummy had to cawwy me in her arms. Fortunatewy the V-E-T was quite near so we walked, or wather, mine Mummy walk. I wefused to walk when she put me down, so mine Mummy had to cawwy me and walk. Mine Mummy said to tell you guys that cawwying an 8kg piece of unhappy kitty in your arms and walking is no fun at all, not even if the V-E-T is just next door (which unfortunatewy mine wasn't).

Fortunatewy the V-E-T wasn't too cwowded, so I gotted to see him vewy quickwy. You know what? I was so pwoud of mineself. I gave the BIGGEST hiss in the world to the V-E-T! That'll show him for dawing to touch at woyal highness me!

Well, in the end the V-E-T poked me with a wong sharp thing and I think Daisy was wight. He was giving me some wooster shots or something! So I started scweaming again. I didn't want to turn into a wooster! What's wwong with being handsome genius me? I wike to continue being a kitty and I DO NOT WANT to be a wooster!

I've been checking mineself vewy carefuwwy these few days to make sure I don't gwow any feathers and start turning into to wooster.


PS: The GWEAT event will be happening on thursday 15th Nov. Do keep yourselves fwee for the day! Evewyone is invited!

Friday, November 9, 2007

moo in G#

Mine Mummy says she's so busy she hardwy has time to bweathe again.
Once more genius me says, why bother to bweathe since she's so busy. She should just stop bweathing and use the time she's saved on bweathing to switch on the compoooter for me to bwog.

Well anyway, she never wistens to me and so I onwy have time for a short post today.

I've ever so many things to tell evewyone of you but I can onwy tell you one of them today. See these pictors bewow!
Yeap! Mine Mummy boughted him speciawwy for me!
His name is called Moo-in-G#-major but I think I shall just call him Moo.
Obviouswy mine Mummy wasn't the one to name him or he'd simpwy be known as Fish.

Mine vewy own Moo!
I'm so fuwwy excited I think I can't sweep tonight!
And do you know why mine Mummy gotted him for me?
Wet me tell you a secwet.
A vewy important event is coming up in 5 days' time!
Can anyone guess what it is?

I'm going to make sure mine Mummy stops being so busy in 5 days' time and we're going to do something fuwwy exciting! Do stay posted because I want to invite all of you guys!

Thursday, November 1, 2007

ominous...

This sounds ominous!
I hear V-E-T popping out of mine Mummy's mouth!
Why in the world would I need to go to the V-E-T?
I don't think I've got a cold or a cough or anything that escaped mine notice.

On the other paw, wooky at this photo.
You almost cannot make out the PINK COWWAR can you?
Ha. Even though mine Mummy insists on putting a PINK COWWAR on me, it takes a genius wike me to keep it out of sight!
I actuawwy have extwemewy thick fur awound mine neck which covers up the cowwar when I turn mine head in the cowwect angle.
Mine Mummy says I've got a double chin but HEY, it's onwy mine thick mane ok?
Sheesh...

Friday, October 26, 2007

poop-worthy

This is way too much.
First mine Mummy goes out for squiwwions of hours and weaves me all awone at home.
Then she comes back, smewwing of

FISH!

She ate fish and never even bwing a tiny bite home for me?
I think I'm going to sulk the whole of tomowwow!

Sunday, October 21, 2007

I HATE COWWARS

Just what do you think you're doing Mummy?????



See what mine Mummy has done!
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.
I hate cowwars.

I hate PINK cowwars even more.
I'm a MANcat for goodness sake!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Toes Toosday...

Wooky! Mine Mummy's gwown ginger furs on her toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is she turning into a ginger kitty?

more awards!

More awards!
Gosh, I'm so overwhelmed.
Thank you evewyone for wetting me know you wove mine bwoggy!
This time, Henwy and Mia and Ghost all thought I was sweet!
If I'm as sweet as a candied apple, do you think mine Mummy would wike to wick me?

I shall pass this award on to Dwagonheart because I wove his bwog too and even though we're both MANcats, we can be sweet as candied apples too!

Monday, October 15, 2007

pictor of me!

Just wooky at how cool this is!
Maggy and Zoey made this pictor of me.
And I think they're weawwy cwever because they gave me GWEEN cowour pencils and GWEEN is mine Mummy's favouwite cowour!
Thanks a bunch, Maggy and Zoey!

I gotted an award!

Wow! Just wooky at that! I gotted an award!
Beau Beau and Angie just given me this "I Wove Your Bwog" award!
I'm so happy that kitties and beans and other animals wove mine pwace here!

Now I shall nominate a few other kitties for the award

Skeezix because his bwog is always full of intewesting news and stuff.
Zoowatwy because I think Maggy and Zoey's art are weawwy nice.
And Faz because I do enjoy going over to her bwog.

There are woads of other kitties I think I should pwesent this award too as well because evewyone is just so awesome. Weawwy!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Things to be Thankful for...

Mine one year bwogoversawy came and went and I even forgotted cwean about it.
But I guess there are some things that shouldn't be forgotted even though I must admit I am a bit wate in wemembewing.


Way before I started bwogging, I was alweady a genius cat, but I didn't get to see much of the world. I hated it out there because there were many many nasty wude kitties wiving near mine house. Some of them were stways but a gweat many others bewong to beans. However, those beans never take good care of them or teach them manners. In fact, some of those beans don't even feed them enough and mine Mummy says she sometimes see kitties with their wibs all sticking out because it's been a wong time since they had a square meal. Sometimes mine Mummy would give them a wittle to eat, and sometimes there would be kind beans who feed them as well, but they're still nasty and wude, especiawwy when they come outside mine house and start arguing with me!

But this post isn't about those nasty wude kitties.
This post is about nice things and things to be gwateful and thankful for.

I discovered how to use the compoooter a year back and started mine bwoggy. At first, I just talked. Then I found out that other kitties were bwogging too! And soon I gets to know more and more other NICE kitties. And weawised there is a WHOLE WIDE WORLD out there! In fact, most kitties are not nasty wude kitties! Well, to cut a wong stowy short, I found the most wonderfuwwest community of kitty fwiends and bean fwiends and even NOMSS fwiends awound!

And what makes it so pwecious is that most of us are not wewated - we're fwom all corners of the world! We're of all diffewent cowours - tux, points, cawico, ginger, - some of us have short fur, some wong, some curwy, some even without fur; and we've got meezers, persians, devon wex, sphynx, and also all sorts of mixed up things wike myself; and we may be even of diffewent species - beans, woofies, even wabbits and hamsters.
But evewy single one is nice and we help each other out in our small wittle ways, be it purrs or kittyhugs or words of encouwagement or pwesents for each other, or even some kind action or other for those fortunate enough to wive cwose enough together.

Mine Mummy says she wishes the whole world could be wike us. She says there are many who does nasty things to each other just because they were fwom diffewent pwaces or of a diffewent cowour. But here we have, a whole community of us who do not even bewong to the same species and we could be nice to each other.

Which is why I say, we're geniuses and that beans should worship us.

Mine Mummy told me that I've been thinking a bit too much about mineself and that I should start thinking about something else besides mine wonderful self and stinky goodness and BBQ pork (which are Vewy Important Things).
And so this is what I think about other than the abovementioned Vewy Important Things.
Though to be honest, not as fwequentwy as the abovementioned Vewy Important Things.

Don't you agwee with me these are gweat things to be thankful for?

By the way, I'm going pink for this month for the Bweast Cancer Awareness Month. It will be back to mine normal MANCAT cowours in November!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

inside this head wesides a genius bwain...

Thursday ThirteenHere are thirteen things a genius thinks about.

  1. BBQ pork
  2. stinky goodness
  3. why mine Mummy isn't there to snuggle with me (I mean, that's her job isn't it?)
  4. how to get mine Mummy to keep mine pwate filled to the bwim with fishy goodness without having to keep singing for it
  5. BBQ pork
  6. why the weather isn't a bit coower for napping
  7. cwunchy goodness
  8. how to avoid being used as a piwwow by the wumpy-nosed thing
  9. BBQ pork
  10. stinky goodness
  11. why mine Mummy's bed (aka mine bed) is not next to the compooooter so I could bwog without having to get up fwom it
  12. stinky goodness
  13. oh...did I mention BBQ pork?

There you go! Just in case anyone wanted to know what geniuses think about all the time.
Oh, and Bwack Cat was wondewing if the wumpy-nosed thing is a giwaffe.
Uhm...yes...Mine Mummy's got about a squiwwion of them giwaffes all over. I think mine Mummy's got some pwobwems because she seems to think she's a giwaffe herself.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

desktop meme

I've just been tagged for another meme!
And by 3 kitties - Bonnie, Victor, and Tiger Wiwy!
This is fun!

Ok, the wules to this meme are:

Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop. It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun. Here’s how you can do a screen capture:

1. Go to your desktop and press the Print Screen key (located to the right of the F12 key).

2. Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and do a Paste (CTRL + V). If you wish, you can “edit” the image before saving it.

3. Post the picture on your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop if you want. You can explain why you prefer such a look or why it is full of icons. Things like that.

So here's mine desktop pictor!What do you guys think?
Isn't mine desktop handsome?
See the wumpy-nose thing twying to use me as a piwwow? I think I'm fuwwy good natured to put up with her!
Mine Mummy hates cwutter on the desktop so she has evewything hidden and onwy the few stuff she's working on appears on the desktop.

4. Tag five of your friends and ask them to give you a Free View of their desktops as well.

Wow, that's pwetty hard, Cos I think most kitties have alweady doned it. I'll tag Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce (haha...what? that's pwaying cheat? But that's 4!) and Casey! (that makes 5! Yay!)

Have fun!

Friday, October 5, 2007

Wude cat

This is a vewy wude kitty.
Mine Mummy saw this kitty sitting in the park behind her studio in this pose.
For about half an hour in this pose!
So mine Mummy wan downstairs with her camewa and twied to take a pictor of him.
And do you know what he did?
He hissed at mine Mummy when she fwashed the cwicky box at him!
He hissed at mine Mummy!
He hissed at mine Mummy!

Now...I do not awwow any nasty kitties to hiss at mine Mummy!
That is weawwy wude!
What a pity I wasn't at mine Mummy's studio.
If I was there, I would definitewy sit on that nasty wude kitty and fwatten him!

He hissed at mine Mummy!

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Tagged...

Wooohooo! I've just been tagged by Tiger Wiwy for a meme!
But I think it shouldn't be called a meme because this time, it's not about me! It's about someone else. So it should be called a youyou, don't you think so?
The wules are:

Think of 5 positive things to say about your person or other companion. Not about us, but about the others around you.

Ok, I guess mine Mummy finawwy has the chance to star on mine bwoggy today! (And isn't she wucky? Cos I can onwy say positive things about her - I'm not awwowed to tell you guys how siwwy mine Mummy sometimes get!)

Ok, so here goes.

  • Mine Mummy buys BBQ pork for me and even when she's busy with her stuff, she will think of me and top up mine suppwy of BBQ pork if they wun down.
    (Though of course she never gives me enough BBQ pork - she says I'm too fat! What fat? How wude! And sometimes when she buys the BBQ pork, she'll forget to bwing it home and they'll all disappear into her cowweagues' and students' tummies.)
  • Mine Mummy gets up at 530am evewy morning, no matter how tired she is, to give me mine bweakfast because she hears that there's nothing wike a good healthy bweakfast for a healthy happy kitty.
    (Of course, I've got to sing evewy morning to get her up - what, you think she'll be so considewate as to wake up on her own?)
  • Mine Mummy is never too busy to pway chase-you-awound-the-house with me. We take turns, mine Mummy chases me, then I chase mine Mummy and over and over again.
  • Mine Mummy buys pwesents for me, wike kitty cwack mousies, the white fuwwy-tail thingey, the huge paw, and so on.
    (Though sometimes I suspect she enjoys the toys much more than me!)
  • Finawwy! The wast one.
    Mine Mummy shares her compooooter with me so that I can bwog and get to know all the wonderful kitties out there.
    (Before I started bwogging, I thought kitties were mean, nasty things wike those wude kitties outside mine house. Now I know most kitties are not wike them.)
Yay! There you go! Five nice things about mine Mummy.

Ok, Mummy, I finished typing them. All nice things. Do I get mine BBQ pork now?
Oei! Mummy! BBQ PORK!

Oh...I forgot! I need to tag others.
Well, I think this is such a nice meme because it says nice things about nice people, I shall tag evewy single kitty and bean who visit mine bwoggy!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

mine bwogoversawy

Oh my oh my oh my!
I've just forgotten mine bwogoversawy!

Shucks....do you guys think mine Mummy would give me extwa BBQ pork for mine one year bwogoversawy?

I just weawised that mine magic wasn't too powerful after all.
Appawentwy, I haven't got extwa BBQ pork or sticky goodness even after sending out mine most powerful magical thoughts.

Aw....

Thursday, September 27, 2007

magic


You know what?
I think I'm a wizard! I can do magic!

Wast night, I was in mine Mummy's woom and the wights were off. I was thinking that it was too dark to pway mine thundewing herd of ewephants and stared intentwy into the wight.....and it came on!

Then water into the night, I was feewing a wittle hungwy but mine Mummy was selfishwy stawing into the compoooter and ignowing me. So I put forth all mine most powerful thoughts and in 2 1/2minutes' time, mine Mummy unstuck her butt off the compoooter chair and stumbled into the kitchen and put some cwunchy goodness out for me. I didn't even have to sing!

And then this morning, I was getting a wittle bored and wanted to pway with mine kitty cwack mousies but I forgot where they wan off to.
So i wied down next to mine Mummy on her bed and sent out powerful thoughts about kitty cwack mousies. In wess than 5 minutes, mine Mummy stwetched a hand under her piwwow and thwew out a kitty cwack mousie for me! I heard her mumbwing something about "how did it get here" though. I wonder if mine Mummy knows magic too and she was mumbwing spells of some sort?

But you see, don't these pwove that I'm a vewy powerful magical kitty?
I can make things happen just by thinking powerful thoughts!

Hohoho...I think I'm going to do some sewious thinking about fishy goodness and BBQ pork now.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

vwoom vwoom

Now I know why mine Mummy is always not awound!
She's been eaten by this huge bwack monster!


See! This nasty monster has gobbwed up mine Mummy's head!

Friday, September 21, 2007

busy...

Hey evewybody!
I'm here!
Thanks for evewyfuwwy fwiends' concern. I'm fine.

BUT....
there was a weason why I wasn't awound for such a wong time!

Mine Mummy has been so busy she hasn't got the time to switch the compoooter on for me!
She says she's so busy she's hardly even have time to bweathe, wet awone on the compoooter for me.
But I say, if she's so busy she doesn't have time to bweathe, why don't she just stop bweathing, and spend the time switching the compoooter on for me instead?

Well anyway, I've been quite busy too.
Because mine Mummy's so busy she's seem to stop noticing things awound the house, I've been quite busy getting her to start noticing again.
Mine oh mine, I've been busy!
Hairballs on the bed, mine fur in mine Mummy's cups, mine kitty cwack mousies all over the fwoor.
I wonder when mine Mummy will start noticing?

Oh, and wemember the BBQ pork I told you guys about that time?
Mine Mummy did manage to bwing it home the next day.
But onwy half of what she owiginawwy gotted!
*sulks*

Oh well, I haven't got the time for a wong post this time - mine Mummy is perstewing me to stop bwogging and switch off the compoooter because she wants to go to bed soon. Sigh...I hope I'll be back again vewy soon for more posts!
Don't forget me!

Thursday, September 6, 2007

A Day in the Wife of a Genius Cat

5am Wake mine Mummy up with mine wonderful singing. Oh gwowious stinky goodness!
510am Finished stinky goodness. Back onto mine bed next to mine Mummy.
8am Mine Mummy gets up. Darn. Disturbed mine dweams of a feast.
813am Fowwows mine Mummy awound the house hoping to get some cwunchy goodness for wooking so cute.
821am Mine Mummy succumbed to mine cuteness. Cwunchy goodness on its way down to mine tummy.
834am It's a hot day. Wie down on the fwoor underneath mine Mummy's bed to cool it off.
858am Found mine kitty cwack mousie underneath the bed. Cawwy it out to mine Mummy and demanded she pway with me. Mine Mummy made a few half hearted thwows and then compwetewy ignored me! How wude can she get? Ignowing genius me!
902am Tired of kitty cwack mousie game. Jump onto mine Mummy's bed for a sweep.
1020am Woke up feewing extwemewy hungwy. Sang a bit and gotted mine cwunchy goodness.
1103am Mine Mummy going out. Filled mine bowl with cwunchy goodness to wast the day.
1105am Mine Mummy weft the house and wocked the door. Stuffed mine face with cwunchy goodness.
1111am Darn.Full. Cwunchy goodness all gone. Tummy feels wike expwoding. Dwagged myself back onto mine Mummy's bed.
1237pm Woke up fwom mine kitty nap. Bored. Went back to sweep.
128pm Siwwy bird stood on the window and sang. Woke me up. Scolded bird. Went back to sweep.
256pm Thought of checking out on mine fwiends' bwoggies. Wazy to step out of bed. Went back to sweep.
404pm Weather's darn hot. Woke up. Checked on mine monkeys. I think they're mad. I mean, who in the wight mind would make their home in the water??? Pure madness.
540pm Bored. Hungwy. Went to sweep.
715pm Awake. Can't get to sweep anymore. Chased mine kitty cwack mousie awound. Found the white fuwwy thing with the tail. (actuawwy it's on the bed, but at a corner so I forgot it was there) Dwagged it out and curled on top of it. Went to sweep again.
846pm Awake. But bored. Curled on the white fuwwy thing with the tail and thought genius thoughts since I was too wazy to switch on the compoooter to bwog. (Basicawwy genius thoughts compwises of a few categowies of things namewy, food; food; food; kitty naps; food; food; toys; and food.)
1057pm Mine Mummy finawwy home!!!! Wushed to gweet her at the door and appear cute. As a wesult, mine Mummy went to the kitchen and gave me mine fishy goodness even before she puts down her bag or take off her socks.
1059pm Disaster stwikes! While wooking at me gobble up mine fishy goodness, mine Mummy confessed that she bought BBQ pork today. But she weft it at her studio! A whole packet of BBQ pork! Weft at her studio! Under the mercy of mine Mummy's cowweagues and students!!!!! Not a single bite for me! All in her studio!!!!! CATastwophe! Such wonderful BBQ pork! I wonder if there would be any weft tomowwow!

I am heartbwoken!